Shhhhh... listen. Can you hear it? That constant, droning, whining sound? That is the song of The Angry Parent and it tells the tale of a world gone wrong. It speaks of monsters and bullies, witches and zombies. And the song just keeps getting louder with each news update, social media post or meme. If you listen long enough, you may actually fall under the spell of the chanting that tells of us all going to hell in a hand-basket at the hands of the awful, terrible, disrespectful, evil "kids today." Be careful or you may actually start to believe that parents really DON'T have any control over the poisoning of childhood and demise of future generations.